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Thursday, December 25, 2008, 7:32:00 PM

woots homie raid to marina square on christmas eve!! supposed to meet at 11.30 admiralty mrt. i woke up 11.30 LOL. den late. recieved tis hp strap from jin which he brought from japan. supposed to be traffic safety mascot or something i tink. nw my hp lyk woah o.o so mani thing. den go the wallet shop bought tis hp pouch with 2 zip den can put ipod n hp woots. den we went seoul garden. at til full o.o den watch YES MAN. damn nice show haha. joel bought tis combo with free bottle. with cows o.o den nvr go huiguan. pics will b up as soon as i feel lyk it.




Tuesday, December 23, 2008, 12:17:00 AM

ok. joel asked me to update so here i m !
today woke up at arnd 11am due to alarm. tried to slp at 2 de nite before but ended up slping at 4 =/ after wake up jiu go wash up blah blah bath den plae psp. PATAPON WOOTS. damn cute can. intended bring psp to school but end up plae til no batt =.= oni nid reach school at 1 for ogl training den psp 12 jiu no batt. den ogl training was... boring todae for most of the time. zijian bluff sia sae 3+ briefing end. end up four plus den end =.= after dat plae some games which quite fun la. den de cheers ar. since most i noe den quite sian.
after dat went cwp with huiming, joel, halim n jiayi mc. we all at mega macs n mega mcspicys WOOTS. but having bball after dat was nt a gd idea. culd feel de mac mixing in my stomach =.= den damn tired can? come home. pack stuff bath again, plae psp again blah den come update blog o.o




Tuesday, December 2, 2008, 1:30:00 AM

tis is de 'something fun' told by huiming to do.




12/01/2008
RULES : Do the “Letter MEME”. Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the “How-to” Letter Meme, and finish your blog entry.

How you do the Letter Meme : Dear (the last person who left a comment on your blog):I don’t really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ __3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I’m sure you’re ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I’m returning ___8___ to you, but I’ll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .___12___, -Your name-


Dear Hobe:
I don’t really know how to tell you this, but I’m in love with your sister. I think I realized it When I tripped on sesame seeds Under the bus and I saw you Sit on My fart balloon. I’m sure you’re Senile enough to understand That Santa doesn’t exist. I’m returning The couch cushions to you, but I’ll keep Your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I Get sick when I think of Eggplant-fetishism.
Go burn, Kelvin.

1. What’s the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’ll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn’t match
Grey - You’re a pervert
Yellow - I’m selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You’re a loser
Other - I’m in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - on First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women’s clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What’s the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black -Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What’s the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My KidRock-collection
Pink - Manchester United’s goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I’ve felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn’t exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we’re cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I’m allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I’m open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What’s the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David’s tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

Tags :
Aaron
Zijian
Halim
Meixia
Yuenlam

my god tis shyt is funny xD
ok time to post. realised these few daes spent too much money. been eating fast food everidae den everi meal spend at least 5 dollar when i can juz eat something else for 3, or even better, eat ma's cooking =D so nw i decided to NT spend so much. at least try la =/ den stupid shytty m1 internet connection. so slow. tak forever to load a bleach episode. i can start loading before 8 n after 9 still nt even halfway. damn pathetic.




this r me

Kelvin Tan
15
09.04.1993
riverside secondary school 3/8 '08 4/8 '09

TEH HOMIES & SDTW
MY ICE SILVER PSP & BLACK DS
BBALL
FOOD
SLEEP
BLUE
COMICS

>learn piano, guitar, drums
>travel overseas
>homie raid
>A1/A2 for mother o lvl A2 HAHA
>single digit score for o lvl

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